Hi so you found my funny page? Lol
Here you go then:
. Warning: The above post may contain sarcasm.
. I'll be nicer when you get smarter.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works
faster than the mind.
.I'm an angel,
honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
.If at first you
don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
.Smile, if your
face cracks, I'll pay for half the damages.
. I'm going to
live forever! (or die trying)